Fucking hate it when the power goes out

Isn't it just fucking annoying when the power suddenly goes out? In this entry I'll rant about the fucking electricity system in my dirty, mucky, shitty, ugly-ass neighbourhood, so yeah, be prepared for A LOT of swearing, in case this headline or whatever shit wasn't enough of a warning.



Y'all probably don't have to deal with this stuff because you're rich af, but what about us poor beggars? Power goes out every 2 fucking milliseconds, and when does it come back? Like after one trillion centuries.

Right now I'm writing this at 10:19 PM and 10% fucking battery with "battery saver" on and brightness to mininum, and still, it goddamn dropped from 37 to 10 in less than a fucking goddamn millisecond. NO, way way shorter than that! And I'm just writing it because there's nothing else to do.

There's still a bit of electricity, though, enough for the WiFi to work, but not enough to charge my goddamn shitty phone, so yeah, I'll be screwed with no shit to do for the next 9000000000000000000000000000000000 millennia (or: nine decillions, did you think I typed that number randomly?).

It's fucking horrible. Idiot and irresponsible people here don't understand nor give a fucking fucky cunty bitchy shitty whory fuck about what other people are doing before they do their goddamn fucking fucky cunty bitchy shitty whory shit and fuck up with the cables or whatever so the power goes out. What if someone was doing something important like a homework, or a job project, or playing a stupid videogame like me? Luckily I was playing on my laptop, so my game didn't get interrupted, but yeah, laptops don't have unlimited energy, so that option is out of the question as well.

And reporting it is useless since the fucking fucky cunty bitchy shitty whory bastards at the electricity department are lazy pieces of shit whose job is to come here and fix the goddamn fucking fucky cunty bitchy shitty whory problem immediately, but no, they'd rather stay and jack off to lesbian porn for all they fucking care.

Oh, for fuck's sake, I'm just gonna leave it here. Expect another update after a fucking trillion millennia, NO, LONGER THAN THAT, because my fucking fucky cunty bitchy shitty whory phone is about to fucking pass to the fucking goddamn fucky cunty bitchy shitty whory afterlife. BYE.

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