Why I hate online games

 Online gaming has taken a leadership amongst the gamer world, but ARE these games really for everyone? Well, not for ME, that's for sure. If you'd like to find out why, keep reading. And if you don't wanna find out, then... Keep reading, I'm guessin' you have nothin' better to do since you're checking out some deadass boring blog, on BLOGGER to top it all off?

Young man happily plays Tekken 7 ranked matches, pretending to be happy while some fucky stranger beats his ass up.

When I talk about online games, I'm not referring to those Flash games you used to find on Google, like the Papa's Taco Mia series, or the Gibbets series, which were AWESOME. Until some fucker decided to ban Flash Player on all PC's due to some illegal stuff or whatever. Oh, how I miss those games, the ones that I played back when I wasn't such a fucking POS (poor obscure soul, for those who don't know what that means).

Online gaming is that one where you simply play with or against other people around the balloon (get it? Globe sounds like globo in spanish which means balloon... anyway). But that kind of gaming is only for experienced dudes and dudettes who were born professionals at playing certain games and who don't have extreme social phobia disorder like some stupid people out there who can't do anything else other than writing about stupid stuff in their shitty blogs.

If I play online a game in which I'm part of a team, me, I am FORCIBLY the one who has to fuck everything up. AL-WAYS. And if I gotta play online in a fighting game, I FORCIBLY gotta be the one who loses. AL-WAYS. And if only it wasn't such a big deal, like, you lose, no problem, next opponent. But the online community is TOXIC, in every SINGLE FUCKING GAME. Get insulted for losing, get insulted for winning, get insulted for your dumbass username, get insulted because you said you like strawberry juice better than pineapple juice.

Yeah, I ain't gonna go through all that shit. Not to mention that every fucking online game you play, there are ALWAYS gonna be people who are level 1000 prime god pros, and those pros take advantage of the weaker ones to increase their stinky shitty win streak. Even level 0 noobs are fucking pros, which is DISGUSTING. I got no time to play through all shit if it means losing every fucking single time.

As you may or may not know, I am the most CASUAL gamer in the world. I play a fighting game to play with all the characters and see who I like to later play with them in random solo matches against the fucking AI, because at least the AI doesn't spit shit through the mic, or teabags you, or acts like a fucking 11 year old kid who used his dad's credit card to buy ROBUX.

And there are those dumbasses who say shit like this:

"lol, why buy a fighting game if you aren't gonna compete against others? that's bullshit."

 

Well, let me tell ya, random reddit dude, if you only gotta buy a fighting game only to play online, why are all those offline game modes available? Can't I play a fighting game just because the fun of it? Who ever said all games had to be competitive? What about the ones like me who just want to sit their lazy fat ass and play to kill myself- I mean, to kill time?

Besides, I don't have to worry about buying subscriptions to play online, because aside from the fact I'm poorer than a beggar, IDGAS because playing solo is way better than playing against some random dude whose profession is to humiliate those who are garbage at the game.

Anyway, so that was that. Feel free to think whatever you wish about this shitty article. IDGAFWAFDGSAM.