Does Wishpush work? My experience

Hello people, and welcome to another shitty post. In this post I will talk about my experience after using Wishpush and how it changed my life.

Some of you may be probably wondering: And what the hell is Wishpush? Well folks, before answering your question, let me give you a short introduction about how I discovered this website.

It was a boring day as always. I was browsing through the web, not finding a shit what to do. So, like the boring ass idiot without a life who I am, I decided to google the term "i'm bored what should i do on the internet". I clicked on the first link which showed 20 awesome sites to visit when you're bored. So there I was, reading the title and description of each one, and none of them catching my interest. Until I stopped at one particular site. It was Make a wish in wishpush

Hmmm... So this site is going to make true any wish that comes to my mind. Interesting. So I went there.

That's how I discovered it. So yeah, once you are in that website, the instructions tell you to make a wish, anything you want, and after you have made your wish, you just have to click on the star. It falls and your wish is supposed to come true in a certain time lapse. Although we don't know how much time does that time lapse consists in.

So I decided to try it. I made my wish inside my head. I wished I could have lots of money. Simple, right? That would solve all my problems easily. So, I clicked on the star, and waited for it to fall down. After that happens, the page will show you a message:

"Congratulations!
Your star has fallen!
Wishes come true every single day and all honest wishes are answered.
Remember, WishPush is always here for you when you need a bright star.
Share this with somebody you care about and help spread hope.

Good luck."

After that, I was like... Okay, so where's mah money, betch? I obviously didn't receive anything. Like, are you serious? Why do people create these websites if they aren't going to fulfill their purpose for which they were made for? In this case, make a wish and it is going to come true. Who knows when. Who knows how. But one thing is for sure and that is that people don't like waiting a lot to get their wishes come true.

If only this so-said page was haunted, possessed or anything of the sort, maybe, and only maybe, the majority of our wishes would come true and this page would gain so much popularity over the entire world. It wouldn't be just a piece of trash. Just think of the benefits this page could bring to the world. It would end war, it would end delinquency, it would end world hunger.

Of course, it should be noted that there could also be people who would use this page for not beneficial purposes. This page should work so evil wishes don't have to come true, just like in the Fairy Oddparents. Those people who wish something evil should be punished.

In my conclusion, we could get satisfactory results from this page if it fulfilled its purpose for which it was created for. Don't believe that just by touching the star your dream is going to be true. It's just a single website with no purpose at all, unless you're a fan of magic and believe in all those things, then go ahead. If only those things existed, then this page would be amazing, but since it's not real, then our wishes won't be real either!

I think that people have to work hard to get their wishes accomplished. But that's for motivated people and with goals in life. On the other hand, there are some lazy asses with no goals in life (a.k.a. me) who'd rather keep their asses glued to a chair and wish that their wishes will fall from the sky. So, knowing that that's not going to happen, I may as well feel depressed and kill myself after this.

Ok no.

Bye, my people. This was just a shitty attempt to try to sound professional. Lol.